At the beginning of this episode I had a strong feeling that the men were going to go into a long winning streak - but oh - how I underestimate my people.

So the episode starts out with Roger yelling about water and ordering Dan around - this isnt good - Roger isnt a leader - more of a yeller and I guess he smells like spoiled vinegar - again I reiterate I am glad that "smell -o-vision" hasnt been invented yet (imagine watching a porno with smell-o-vision?? I bet the industry would suffer a tad!)

So Von Eferkejfk - he looks like a crazy cartoon character - a little bit like Lydia in the Beetlejuice cartoons (anyone with me on that one?) so he is mr. far east with his Cantonese chatter - you go although it reminds me a lot of the popular phrase "Oota Goota Solo?" (Leigh is a star wars reference - dont be scared - I would just like to point out that I was very disappointed with the special effects version where Greeto shot first - please - what a rip off - I refuse to watch the special effects version - and Jabba strutting around didnt even bother me - but its crap with Greeto shooting first - crap - so back on Tatooine wait - Survivor - right back on track) Von Efelkrje has a bit of a bond with Dan - interesting

So back to the womens camp where they have been infested with all sort of insects - and in the AMAZON?? I am shocked! Ok so I was pretty grossed out with the tarantula running around but I digress (apparently the theme of this summary) - the meeting is called and strategically Deena has been put in charge of telling everyone what to do - or delegating as they put it - another look alike here - doesnt she look like Dave Coulier from Full House - the smart thing is that Deena realizes this puts her in a dangerous position - so recognizing that might make the difference

Reward Challenge time This was one of the best segments in Survivor to date - the background music was classic - like a scene from Sex in the City - Jeff Probst was acting more like Roger Lodge from Blind Date - it definitely seemed more like a dating show than anything else and it was hysterical! two thumbs up! And the women won - which after a shot of DGs pits - the razor could be put to very good use

I enjoyed Robs outlook on Jo-Jo-Jesus-Anna that Jesus doesnt have a vested interest in Survivor - that was entertaining

So once the women get the reward its time to bathe - this is where I believe that the editors from Fox and MTV needed to help the CBS people learn how to edit the best nude scenes in order to show the most without getting the FCC involved - it was very scandalous and frankly I was a little disappointed - however I am sure that most of the audience was "interested" in this scene (and Heidi all of your students are going to know that you have implants now - that could make things a little awkward - no?)

I also believe that Alex looks like Jeff Probsts twin - Alex is starting to grow on me despite the fact that he doesnt drink.

Its Immunity Challenge time - Everyone Get in Yo Cage - its knots and ties - yet again bondage queen Sarah from Joe Millionaire would do well - and the women take the victory because the men are a little awkward with their machetes - classic.

Rob is playing both sides too much - its going to get him in a lot of trouble - too much too soon - Alex is also starting to fall into this trap - it could go on them at any time.

The council comes around - Jeff didnt yell at anyone!!  And with a unanimous vote Dan is out- even though he tried to play the Asian-American factor which I think was just weak -so sad.