The show starts off with Matthew Von Efkjhrjhe saying he in an outsider and somewhat of a freak (must be something to do with the name) and how he was friends with Dan and that first guy voted off . (Helpful hint - according to many of the interview with Dan after he was voted off, everyone in the camp knew that they both spoke mandarin to each other so it wasn't the shocker that the editing during the tribal council made it out to be). So we have the loaner.

And then there was Heidi -the moronic, albino elf -she is the epitome of foolishness.  Ok here is my ode to Heidi:

Please email me for the limerick - it had to be taken off the site for technical reasons

Basically the albino sucks. Ironically the next thing that happened was Dave saying a limerick -what a guy.  The guys go worm hunting -brilliant idea -why didn't anyone else think of that -worms everywhere! I really can't argue with this crowd -they seem to have it together -at least that is what the editing shows.

Cut back to Heidi -she is spouting off about how the fat women have more fat to live off of so they shouldnt be hungry.  Excellent -I hope she work with teenagers that have image problems -this will help their self esteem.  And you know what Heidi -you have fake boobies.

There once was a girl with implants

Who wore nothing but bras and short pants

She said lots of smack

And looked at her crack

To find it only filled with red ants.

While the cute girls talk strategy and say that its like playing chess (I think they meant chest), the decide to take on token Deena.  Deena is a smart lady -I thought she was going to go down but she made a wise choice -which only makes me think that Jeanne is going to take the hit -damn!.  So far I have to notice that the womens camp is getting a lot of air time -which can only mean one thing..

So Matthew Von Efferkjels catches a bass -its so pretty it should go up on the wall -unfortunately they have to eat it -but the worms did them well!.  And I noticed that every time the camera is on Roger he is picking his butt. No need.

Roger couldnt keep his hands out of his butt

With a mouth that wouldn't shut

He could catch fish

And prepare a dish

But he is digging himself in a rut

Reward Challenge:

THE WINNING TRIBE WINS A TON OF COKE! Oh yeah and a refrigerator too -which I know from personal experience that it can hold two 30-packs. (and you know the Pepsi guy lost his job from losing the survivor account). And may I ask again -do the guys know that DG is D?

So its time to make a fire and surprisingly the guys one after being behind -they did a way better job in blocking the wind.  I guess the Lord didn't love Jo-Jo-Jesus-Anna enough.

So the camera in the refrigerator -what a great idea -I wish I had that in college so I could keep track of who stole from our fridge (the fugitive and beast come to mind).

And back to the womens camp where pubehead starts to cry! (+40 points on fantasy survivor league!)

They previewed pubehead crying

If I didn't use that to my advantage I would be lying

I scored 40 points

And jumped in my joints

Now the rest of the league is frying

So they guys cook the fish and decide to karoke -its top gun part two (leigh you can put on your maverick sunglasses again!).  The singing was embarrassing to say the least -and the scene was on far too long.

Immunity Challenge:

Here fishy fishy fishy.....So the tribes have to catch fish and pubehead sits out (-15 points -damn)

The guys win -I am not shocked -the whole episode has been leaning that way from the beginning.  I did notice the guys attitude change though -when Jeff Probst asked them if they thought that the women caught more fish, the men said it was possible.  Shocking -the egos have been deflated!  And might I add that Jeff Probst looked like an old man puttering around on the boat -he is still cute though.

They are going to make it look like pubehead but I know better -DG, Jeanne or Jo-Jo-Jesus-Anna are out of there.

Tribal Council:

Jeff is all dolled up in his new aqua blue shirt -you go! So I was thinking it was going to be a tie but JO JO takes the hit -I was shocked -really -I was hoping she would get the boot but she was a good person to keep around -so just when I was about to give up and say that the elf alliance was going to take over Jeff says something -he says "You never know whats going to happen in this game" Shock! -something is coming up! -he is so cute when he gives a hint which brings me to this final ditty:

I love how you look in power blue

You're so damn cute! Its true!

I would get on one knee

For marriage I would plea

But I'm sure you would probably sue.

 Ps. The mystery vote was from pubehead for christy -stick a fork in her -pubehead is done.

Next week! Mystery Date!