This weeks activities start out with taking Roger's underwear and hanging it from a post - YUCK - now there are many people in my life that I don't like - but I don't think I would take their underwear and hang it after they left (wait a second - have I done that already?).

So Butch and Dave go make a dock - I thought this was going to be a big project where they have to make posts to go in the water and all this big thing - turns out they put 4 measly trees on the water - color me unimpressed.  Although I still like Dave the rocket scientist.  Although I am starting to see Rob's point as to how Dave needs to make a big show to impress people.

And yet again we are given further evidence, as if it was needed, to show that Matthew Von Eflhfkjdhf is psycho.  The clip of him cutting his shoes off was hysterical.  He is so calm it's a riot - typical of a serial killer.

Reward Challenge:

Ok these rules are far too complicated - I would like to know how fricken long does it take to explain the rules in real life - if I ever got in that follow-up CBS show where the audience gets to ask questions that would be my #2 question; the first obviously being a proposal to Probst.

So lets get the women in their bathing suits to go wishying and washing through the mud - I am truly appalled yet again by these reward challenges - plus the 40 boob shots don't really improve my thinking on Survivors turn to the trashy side. 

So Dave wins and he takes Deena - they eat desserts (yuck) and sit in a tub (sketch).  (side note) That tub is exactly what I think of when I hear the little ditty "Rub a dub dub three men in a tub.  And who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker" - but lets take that one step further - three men in a tub?  What's up with that? - Why are they in a tub? - and what are they doing there? - does their profession really have much to do with it?  Is that why men are constantly plagued with the burden of having to define themselves through their profession and thus feel empty when it doesn't live up to the expectations they have conjured up since they were born?  "And who do you think they be?"  Is this the birth of Ebonics? Can we trace it back to this nursery rhyme?  Was it this solitary line that has created an entire culture based on Jive and Ebonics? And the three professions listed, OK a butcher, deals with food  - a baker - another food dealer - but the candlestick maker? Random!  And I dont think there is anyone out there that ONLY makes candlesticks - I assume you also would craft things such as ashtrays or other pewter products.  Will someone stop the confusion?? Ok back to survivor.

So Deena said she will try to work on her crowd to see if she can ween them off voting for Dave next - suuuure she will.

So to further whine about not getting food that they would have just purged anyway, EvilElf and Jenna go bathe each other - Bring in the MTV editors for more boob shots - ok I am getting very ticked off at this point - but I shall go on - Rob starts to notice that those two are using their bodies to stay popular - oh Rob - you so need to get some action. And the Eight Ball says, "dream on".

So Deena and Dave return from the reward and say  "oh were hungry" and eat everyone elses food - I definitely agree at this point - they should have just gone and done something else - that was a poor choice - but to make it lively they have to show that Jenna/EvilElf (I don't remember who but it really doesn't matter) that they call Deena a "fat pig"..... nice - I am so disgusted by these two to even comment.

There was a tribute to Peanuts which I know Jackie was amused by which was the reference to the gnats following everyone around and how it makes everyone look like Pig Pen.  Ha ha.

Immunity Challenge:

So they make their masks blah blah - and everyone takes a hit - note that Jenna barely got any questions right - so dumb - so Jenna wins? - how does that make sense - this better not mean that she is going to go too much further in the game.

So everyone is saying how they are going to vote Matthew Von Eflkjhfdjdlk off - yeah right - I know how Burnett works now - that means its Dave.

Tribal Council:

Nothing too exciting - some questions here and there - Jenna keeps the immunity - end of story and Dave is voted off 8-1 - Butch ditched him - so sad. And that's that - Jury member #1.

Next week:  Who to vote off next?  I hope its Jenna or EvilElf.