**Disclaimer - due to the sucky quality of this show the humor and positive factor have been excluded from this summary.
So we start out this episode with the women stinking up the tribe - no shelter - minus ten points for that - especially with the pouring rains -pity. The women keep saying that they don't have a leader - well become one - is it me? and Heidi's sunglasses are a wee bit smaller than those of clowns - ridiculous.
The men's shelter is immaculate - one thing is interesting is that the women are attempting to create a similar shelter - are they given a recommended type of shelter?? - odd.
So I guess there isn't much to say until the reward challenge - they sit DG out - which I wonder if that was a good idea since DG can't sit out two challenges in a row - shouldnt she have sat out for the immunity - the women aren't a group that plan ahead well - they are "live in the moment" people. Regardless, the women kick the men's butt - Jo-Jo-Jesus-anna was a better communicator than Butch - he didn't even know anyone's name. Side note: I would be very bad at this game since I always call everyone by everyone else's name and would have had 13 different nicknames for people and it could have gotten confusing. I have a guess - even though it is protected well within a jar I am guessing that some wildlife creature is going to steal the bait - which looks like leftovers from a biology dissection.
I would like to focus on Roger's comment after the challenge "I am not a chauvinist but I hate losing to women" - actually Roger according to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary the describes chauvinism as such: "an attitude of superiority toward members of the opposite se" - I believe a chauvinist is exactly what you are. I can understand the comment - "I don't like losing" but throw in the vag-factor and you have made enemies from 50% of the survivor watching crowd. Then the Roger and Alex with the homosexual fight - not smart Roger - not smart - especially since I was betting that Matthew Von Efelerekrjh is gay. Good work by Rob though to spot the difficulties - I had doubts about you Rob.
So the Idol - for one of the most ridiculous segments of survivor that I have ever seen - even more ridiculous than Clay checking out Erin on S5 - Jo-Jo-Jesus-anna is scared of the idol and the big JC is mad and making it rain on them - ooook - now hasn't she seen Survivor before? doesnt she know that its an immunity idol - I think she is wacked - ok 10 commandments and all but really - who doesnt break them - she is crazy - and then she is yelling at DG - good lord - I couldn't believe my eyes - it was a sad survivor moment - I wonder why Jeff Probst was thinking when he saw that!
Then - the snuck in granola bar - who cares - they should have eaten it- and my guess is that it couldn't have been Janet - the poor thing would have eaten it days ago - I have no idea whose it was but I hope we find out. (Pubehead could have hid it in her hair for a few days). And what is in the locked box???
So the immunity challenge strikes - its a good one for DG to participate in - but the men end up winning - why?? they paid attention to detail?? - AH HA - so it CAN be done!!
(Commercial break - Gods and Generals Preview - I will refrain from comment - looks like a good film though)
Well the women are pissed from the challenge and they sit around and mope - so DG starts to do work but doesnt really try to get anything together - she just starts doing stuff - then pouts when people try to help - her attitude is difficult to work with - I foreshadow a major breakdown by DG.
Jo-Jo-Jesus-Anna is pissed with all thats going on - Hey Jo Jo - there is a quadriplegic cross the street - why don't you go kick him - maybe that will brighten your day!
Time for Tribal Council:
Looks like Jeff is ready to rip this tribe new A-holes (quote from Jackie - the MetLife Terminator) so as expected Jeff goes right for the punch - "So DG isnt it true that everyone hates you because you are deaf?!!?" ok we all saw it - no need to rehash. The votes go through - Janet hits the bricks - which wasnt too shocking - and its a day - however - mystery vote by Jeanne - we will have to see who it was for? Any guesses??
I hope next week is better - I wasnt pleased with this week at all.
